what are the levels of gooning?

track how you're leveling up from beginner to complete goon zombie. each level gets more intense, more consuming, more... perfect ðŸ˜ĩ‍ðŸ’Ŧ

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level 1: goonie

15-30 mins/week

aww, you're just dipping your toes in the goon pool! ðŸĨš you're curious, maybe a little nervous, but excited. you've seen gooning everywhere and you're ready to try it out.

feels: tingly, good but unsure if gooning right, wanting to experiment more

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level 2: goon explorer

1-2 hours/day, 3-4x/week

okay, you're getting the hang of this! you're exploring different techniques, maybe looking at more goon content, and starting to feel that delicious brain fog ðŸĪĪ

feels: exciting, intense, your brain is starting to get fuzzy, you're losing track of time

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level 3: goon master

2-4 hours/day, most days

you're a pro now! you've mastered the art of edging, and your brain is getting mushy 🧠ðŸĪŠ gooning is becoming one of your favorite ways to spend time

feels: no thought, head empty, really good ðŸ˜ĩ‍ðŸ’Ŧ

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level 4: goon zombie

5+ hours/day, daily

gooning has mastered you. you're basically a pleasure-making goon machine 👋🔁ðŸĪ– your brain is completely melted, and gooning is all you can think about. you're obsessed ðŸ˜ĩ‍ðŸ’ŦðŸĪĪ💖🧠

feels: pure, mindless bliss. you've lost all control, and you don't even care. you're in goon heaven belle delphine making the ahegao face

beginner vs advanced edging

beginner edging

beginners need to completely stop touching when they get close to cumming, then wait for the feeling to go down before starting again 🛑

advanced edging

advanced gooners can ride the edge by adjusting speed and pressure, staying right at the edge without stopping completely 🌊

this is how you enter the goon trance™ hentai manga of the ahegao face