what are the levels of gooning?
track how you're leveling up from goonie to complete goon zombie ðĩâðŦ
level 1: goonie
aww, you're just dipping your toes in the goon pool! ðĨš you're curious, maybe a little nervous, but excited. you've seen gooning everywhere and you're ready to try it out.
feels: tingly, good but unsure if gooning right, wanting to experiment more
level 2: goon explorer
okay, you're getting the hang of this! you're exploring different techniques, maybe looking at more goon content, and starting to feel that delicious brain fog ðĪĪ
feels: exciting, intense, your brain is starting to get fuzzy, you're losing track of time
level 3: goon master
you're a pro now! you've mastered the art of edging, and your brain is getting mushy ð§ ðĪŠ gooning is your favorite way to spend time
feels: no thought, head empty, really good ðĩâðŦ
level 4: goon zombie
gooning has mastered you. you're basically a pleasure-making goon machine ðððĪ your brain is completely melted, and gooning is all you can think about. you're obsessed
feels: pure, mindless bliss. you've lost all control, and you don't even care. you're in goon heaven
beginner vs advanced edging
beginner edging
goonies ðą need to completely stop touching when they get close to cumming, then wait for the feeling to go down before starting again ð
advanced edging
goon masters ð can ride the edge by adjusting speed and pressure, staying right at the edge without stopping completely ð
this is how you enter the goon trance™ 