how to be a gooner?
what is gooning?
gooning is the best way to masturbate - it gets your brain all fuzzy and happy with pleasure for as long as you want
it's all about edging - getting right to the edge of cumming and then stopping
repeat that over and over to achieve a perma bliss
step-by-step gooning guide
get comfy!
find a private, cozy spot where you won't be disturbed. maybe your bedroom, the bathroom, wherever you feel safe and relaxed ✨
get turned on
you can use porn, tiktok, rule34, a fav ao3 fanfic, or whatever gets you going 👀
start building the edge
stroke (🍆) or rub (🌸) and focus on the pleasure, not on cumming. as you start feeling really, really good, keep going! get closer and closer to the point of no return... 🤤
...and stop! 🛑
before you're about to cum, stop touching yourself completely. take a deep breath and let the feeling fade a little
edge again! 🔁
do this over and over. edge, then stop. edge, stop. the longer you do this, the more your brain will get lost in a cloud of pleasure 🧠☁️
that's it! ur gooning!
you're now experiencing the pleasure of edging. keep going as long as you want, and enjoy the fuzzy, blissful feeling
can girls goon?
absolutely!
yes, girls (afab) can goon. actually, most girls can goon better than guys (amab)
if guys cum, it completely resets their goon meter - all the pleasure being built up from multiple sessions is just... gone 💨
most girls can cum without resetting their goon meter. but, afab bodies can be kinda extra compared to amab ones. for most guys, just sliding up and down their penis is enough - even if they aren't hard yet
so, if you're a girl, you might have to try some different things before you find what works for you, but you'll be glad you put in the effort when you do
how do girls physically goon though?
some use a few fingers to rub their clit 🌸
some use a (clean!) hairbrush handle to do thrusting motions inside their vagina 🪮
some use a sex toy 🪄
some hump a pillow or couch corner ☁️
some use ALL of those 😵💫
sex toys = easiest way to goon
if you can buy toys, it's the easiest way to goon if you're a girl. why? usually it'll feel 100x better than doing it with your own hand. and with a lot less effort
best toys for gooning (afab):
budget-friendly options for getting started with gooning
focused stimulation, buzzing feeling, quiet, easy to control intensity
anyways, your hand can feel great by itself if you can't buy a toy. but when you can buy a hitachi wand, treat urself
important gooning tips
get obsessed with gooning!
the more you do it the better it feels! just do not cum
keep edging and edging 💕
use lube if needed
if things are too sensitive, lube can make it better 🧴 the best silky-smooth lube is uberlube (amazon). just be aware if you use silicon toys, you'll need to use a water-based lube instead
stay mentally present
if you're thinking about your day or things you have to do, you're not gooning! let go and give in to the sensation of pleasure 🤤 the more you feel the pleasure, the less you'll hear your brain
take breaks if needed
gooning should feel amazing, not painful. if you absolutely need a break, take one